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30 Funny New Year Quotes for Your Girlfriend to Make Her Laugh

Looking for a fun way to ring in the new year with your girlfriend? These 30 funny New Year quotes are sure to make her laugh and start the year off on a light-hearted note. From poking fun at each other’s quirks and flaws to sharing embarrassing memories, these quotes are a playful way to celebrate your love and partnership.

30 Funny New Year Quotes for Your Girlfriend to Make Her Laugh

Funny New Year Quotes for Girlfriend

  • “I hope your New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending you like spending time with me.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to like your terrible cooking.”
  • “Here’s to another year of loving and tolerating each other’s quirks and flaws.”
  • “I can’t wait to spend another year not understanding your weird jokes and obscure pop culture references.”
  • “I promise to continue to annoy you in the new year, just like I do every year.”
  • “I hope the new year brings us even more ridiculous arguments to laugh about later.”
  • “Here’s to another year of compromising on Netflix show choices and bathroom cleaning duties.”
  • “I’m excited to see what new ridiculous things you’ll do in the new year.”
  • “I can’t wait to make more memories with you, even if they involve me accidentally setting the kitchen on fire again.”
  • “I promise to continue to embarrass you in public, just like I do every year.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to know what you’re talking about when you talk about politics.”
  • “Here’s to another year of me trying (and failing) to keep up with your social calendar.”
  • “I can’t wait to see what new hobbies you’ll pick up and drop within the first month of the new year.”
  • “I promise to continue to steal the blankets at night, just like I do every year.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to be a morning person just to make you happy.”
  • “Here’s to another year of making fun of each other’s terrible dancing skills.”
  • “I can’t wait to see what new embarrassing photos of me you’ll post on social media in the new year.”
  • “I promise to continue to forget important dates and anniversaries, just like I do every year.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to enjoy your terrible taste in music.”
  • “Here’s to another year of making fun of each other’s terrible fashion choices.”
  • “I can’t wait to see what new ridiculous nicknames you come up with for me in the new year.”
  • “I promise to continue to leave my dirty dishes in the sink, just like I do every year.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to understand your sports obsession.”
  • “Here’s to another year of making fun of each other’s terrible singing voices.”
  • “I can’t wait to see what new embarrassing stories about me you’ll share with our friends in the new year.”
  • “I promise to continue to hog the remote control, just like I do every year.”
  • “I’m looking forward to another year of pretending to be a good listener when you vent about your day.”
  • “Here’s to another year of making fun of each other’s terrible taste in movies.”
  • “I can’t wait to see what new ridiculous arguments we’ll have in the new year.”
  • “I promise to continue to be my ridiculous self, just like I do every year. Happy New Year, my love!”

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